K'nuckles: Flapjack. Hey, Flapjack.
Come with me! We'll go and see
a place called Candied Island!
Bubbie: ♪ Who needs Candied Island? ♪
♪ It's safer at the docks ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But there ain't no streams of sodie pop ♪
♪ To go drippin' down the rocks ♪
Bubbie: ♪ It's dangerous and risky ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ But adventurous and free ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Adventure, that's the life for me ♪
K'nuckles: ♪ There's lollipop trees and a lemonade sea! ♪
Bubbie: Doesn't sound very good to me.
♪ The misadventures of... ♪
Flapjack: ♪ Flapjack ♪
[ SPLASH ]
Flapjack: Hey, Cap'n!
Cannonball!
K'nuckles: Wow, that was really great, Flapjack!
You soaked me!
[ LAUGHS ]
Flapjack: Oh, Cap'n, this secret swimming hole
is a slice of heaven!
K'nuckles: And?
And?!
Flapjack: It's a secret swimming hole.
K'nuckles: Right.
Flapjack: And nobody knows about it.
K'nuckles: Right!
Flapjack: Except for that guy.
K'nuckles: Hubba, hubba, hubba, hubba, ha-what?!
[ LAUGHS ]
That's just a silly little monkey.
[ LAUGHS ]
What's he got there?
Flapjack: Cap'n, it's your hat!
[ SNIFFS ]
K'nuckles: Hey, that's my hat!
[ SHRIEKS ]
K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLES ]
Flapjack: Don't worry, Cap'n.
I'll get you a new hat.
K'nuckles: Flap, you don't understand!
That's my captain's hat!
It's irreplaceable!
Hats for sale! Delicious hats for sale!
K'nuckles: Can I have a captain's hat?
Hang on a sec.
Shoo! Shoo!
Here you go.
Here's your hat.
K'nuckles: I'm a captain!
And they don't give those hats to just anyone.
Flapjack: Come on, Cap'n.
Put your clothes on.
K'nuckles: Why?
Flapjack: Because we're gonna find that hat.
Here, monkey!
K'nuckles: Here, monkey.
Flapjack: Here, monkey!
K'nuckles: Here, monkey!
Flapjack: Here, monkey!
K'nuckles: I already yelled over there.
Flapjack: Oh, sorry. Let's see.
I yelled over there, and I yelled up there.
And you yelled there.
Here, monkey!
[ SHRIEKS ]
K'nuckles: I'll end him!
[ GRUNTING ]
What the...?
I'd like to see how tough you are with me untied.
Whoa! Whoo-oo.
And I'd like to see how tough you are
with you not standing on my spine.
[ CLUNKS ]
Flapjack: Cap'n, I did it!
I got your hat!
[ SHRIEKING ]
Flapjack: What's he doing?
K'nuckles: Sounds like some sort of deranged mating call.
[ SHRIEKING STOPS ]
[ ALL GRUNTING ]
Flapjack: Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Uh, I'm thinking.
Flapjack: Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Still thinking.
[ ALL SHRIEKING ]
Flapjack: Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Still...thinking.
I have an idea!
[ SHRIEKING STOPS ]
we surrender.
[ LAUGHTER ]
well, boy, we been in a lot of soups,
but this is the soupiest.
Flapjack: Hey!
[ GROANS ]
K'nuckles: Yaah!
Avert your eyes, Flap!
Stop!
K'nuckles: What is it?
Flapjack: It's a woman.
Please, Cameron.
They mean you no harm.
They're human like me.
[ CHATTERS ]
Flapjack: They're freeing us.
Phew! That was a close one.
Hello!
I'm Dr. Proctor.
Dr. Matthew Proctor.
Flapjack: Doctor?
K'nuckles: Matthew?
[ LAUGHS ]
Yes! I took some teasing
at university for my unusual first name,
but I can assure you, I'm all woman, mr...
Flapjack: Hey, he's no mister.
He's a Cap'n.
Oh, a captain!
[ CHUCKLES ]
Hmm.
Flapjack: And I'm Flapjack.
Well, you're both lucky to be alive.
Chimpanzees can be very territorial.
Flapjack: Chimpanzees?
K'nuckles: Fancy word for monkey.
[ LAUGHING ]
Not true, Captain.
I've been studying these gentle creatures for eight years,
living amongst them,
and I can assure you that they are in fact chimpanzees.
K'nuckles: Look, stop blabbing about yourself for a second.
One of those whatever-you-call-its
took my hat.
Flapjack: Can you help us?
Well, let me ask Cameron.
Cameron!
Flapjack: You talk to 'em?!
I communicate with them
using a complex system of hand gestures.
Okay, Cameron.
Two words, first word -- hmm.
I'm a Captain.
Yes, Cameron!
[ LAUGHS ]
Yes! He understands.
Flapjack: Wow.
Okay -- second word.
Mm...h-hat.
Captain's hat.
[ LAUGHS ]
Yes, Cameron!
Oh, you're so smart.
Yes!
For that, you get one kiss.
[ SMOOCHING ]
He's being grumpy.
K'nuckles: Where's my hat?
Cameron, where...
is the captain's...
hat?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
Oh, my.
K'nuckles: What?
It seems the supreme leader
took it to the sacred place.
Isn't that right, Cameron?
[ RATTLE! RATTLE! ]
[ LAUGHS ]
Yes, Cameron!
Who wants a kissy kiss?
Flapjack: Well, now, she's an interesting character.
K'nuckles: Flapjack, I don't like this woman.
Flapjack: Because she, uh,
likes animals?
K'nuckles: No. Because she's a know-it-all.
I hate know-it-alls.
But I need her to guide me
to the sacred place
in order to reclaim my hat.
I'm gonna have to do the hardest thing a man can do --
be nice to a woman who thinks she's as smart as me.
Thank you, Cameron.
[ SLURPS ]
Ahh.
Do you not drink tea, Captain?
K'nuckles: Not when it's prepared by monkeys, I don't.
Chimpanzees, Captain.
Chimpanzees.
K'nuckles: Right.
[ CHIMPANZEES CHATTERING ]
[ CRUNCHES ]
Which reminds me of another
story from university.
K'nuckles: Oh, boy.
Do my stories bore you, Captain?
K'nuckles: Uh, no, no. I like stories.
I like you.
K'nuckles: What?
[ CHUCKLES ]
What is it, Cameron?
Oh, we've made it to the sacred place.
Flapjack: Look, Cap'n.
The sacred place is an active volcano.
K'nuckles: Yeah. I guess that's our guy up there.
Chimpanzee!
Excuse me, supreme leader!
Hi!
Um, the Captain wants...
[ CHUCKLES ]
wants!
...his hat back.
[ GRUNTS ]
Oh, okay.
He says first you must cross the vine of death.
K'nuckles: What's the vine of death?
It's right down there.
Flapjack: Cap'n, I'm scared.
K'nuckles: Flapjack, let me tell you something.
That hat was given to me by a great man,
a great man who recognized my greatness.
And if that chimp up there
wants me to cross a death vine,
well, then my hat's off to him.
Flapjack: Literally.
[ LAVA BUBBLING ]
Flapjack: Cap'n!
Be careful!
K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
Aah!
[ BOTH GASP ]
Aaaah!
Aah!
[ WHIP! WHIP! ]
Uh, a little help.
Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
K'nuckles: Whoa!
Oof!
Flapjack: Whoo!
All: Whoo!
[ CHATTERING ]
Flapjack: You did it, Cap'n.
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
Yes, you certainly did!
Flapjack: What's wrong, Dr. Proctor?
I've spent eight years training these creatures,
and now look at them.
All my hard work ruined!
Well, how does that make you feel, Captain?!
K'nuckles: Honestly...
[CHUCKLES]
I don't really care.
[ LAUGHS ]
I got my hat back!
We'll see about that!
I'm going to tell the supreme leader to keep your hat.
Flapjack: Cap'n, do something!
K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
Oh! Unhand me, Captain!
K'nuckles: Never!
You can't silence these fingers!
K'nuckles: Yah!
Aaaah!
[ FLAMES ROAR ]
K'nuckles: Oh, no, Flapjack,
- what did I -- - I'm okay!
I landed safely on this giant slab.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Which reminds me of a story
from university-y-y-y-y...
Thanks.
K'nuckles: You can talk?
Yeah. We just don't talk around her.
She's so annoying.
Always talk about university.
Always try to give us kisses and back rubs.
Kind of a drag, you know?
K'nuckles: Yeah, yeah, sure.
My name isn't even Cameron.
It's George.
She will not be missed.
Here.
K'nuckles: My hat!
Our eight-year nightmare is finally over!
[ ALL SHRIEK ]
K'nuckles: Look, Flap.
I'm a captain again!
Flapjack: Looking good, sir.
...y-y-y-y-y-y!
Ugh!
Hi!
What's your name?
[ BUFFALO GRUNTS ]
K'nuckles: Aw, there's nothing good
in this trash barrel, either.
This is a horrible trash day.
Go over and see if there's anything good
in Peppermint Larry's Barrels.
Flapjack: Oh, my goodness, Cap'n!
Quick, come and see!
K'nuckles: It better be more than
a wet napkin this time, Flap.
Flapjack: Look, Captain!
[ POP! ]
K'nuckles: It's an entire barrel of candy, boy!
Peppermint must have put this out here by mistake.
Help me move this to some place safe.
Flapjack: How come I only get one piece
and you get the whole barrel?
K'nuckles: You can't just go eating a bunch of candy
like me just like that.
I've been eating candy for a lot more years than you, Flap.
Besides, I'm twice as big as you.
If a boy your size ate this much candy,
it'd give him the, uh...
um...
candy flu.
Flapjack: Aw, come on.
I can handle one more piece.
[ DING! ]
Thanks, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: We're gonna be talking about this night
for years to come, kid.
[ BOTH LAUGHING ]
Yep, that's what I told him.
[ LAUGHS ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
Did I ever tell you you were my best pal ever?
Flapjack: Yeah.
K'nuckles: I did?!
When did I tell you that?
Flapjack: You tell me that
every time you eat a lot of candy.
K'nuckles: [ LAUGHS, COUGHS ]
Here's to candy.
[ COUGHS ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
And I'll tell you another thing --
I don't care what that Lolly Poopdeck says,
I'm a darn-good adventurer, Flapjack!
You know what's in those buckets of his?
Flapjack: Water?
K'nuckles: No, his tears!
That's right -- Poop's a crybaby!
And don't forget it!
[ CRYING ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
I love you and Bubbie so much, Flap.
[ CRYING ]
[ WARBLE! WARBLE! ]
Flapjack: Hey, Cap'n.
You awake?
K'nuckles: Candy. I want candy.
Candy.
Flapjack: There is no more candy.
You ate it all.
K'nuckles: Candy!
Candy! Candy!
Flapjack: Cap'n!
Oh, no!
There's something wrong with Cap'n K'nuckles.
Perhaps he needs an operation.
K'nuckles: I need candy.
Just a taste.
Flapjack: Cap'n, get up!
K'nuckles: a talking lollipop?
Where have I been all your life?
Flapjack: Aah! Cap'n, no!
Come quick, men.
He's got the candy rot.
K'nuckles: No, stop!
Flapjack: What's wrong with him?
Hmm, K'nuckles is gravely ill indeed.
He must be cured
or he will rot from the inside out!
Flapjack: Aah!
K'nuckles: I can stop anytime I want!
My only problem is sea skunks like you ruin all me --
Yes, a bad case, indeed.
Full-blown denial, hmm.
A perfect candidate
for my experimental candy surgery.
Flapjack: No!
First, we massage the teeth.
Next we polish the tongue,
then fill the stomach with lava rock, hmm.
Then a nest of wasps to close off the throat!
After a few hundred stitches,
we'll see if he still has a taste for sweets.
Flapjack: No. There must be another cure.
[ CRYING ]
What if I keep him away from candy?
Yes, I suppose that might work, too.
Don't give him any sugar till he stops craving candy.
And if that doesn't work,
there's always surgery!
K'nuckles: Psst! Flap, wake up.
It's just a bad dream.
Flapjack: Huh?! K'nuckles: You were talking
in your sleep again, boy.
- Flapjack: I was? - K'nuckles: Sure were.
Screaming about surgery and me with the candy rot.
[ LAUGHS ]
What, do you think old K'nuckles
can't eat a little sugar?
It was just your imagination, boy.
Flapjack: Then why are you tied in this wheelchair?
K'nuckles: Oh, well, uh,
you see, uh, you were sleepwalking,
and, um -- well, the moral of the story is I'm fine.
Flapjack: So you're cured?
K'nuckles: How could I be cured if I was never sick?
Flapjack: It seemed so real, though.
K'nuckles: Don't you trust your captain, Flap?
Flapjack: Mm, well...
of course I do!
K'nuckles: Then let me loose so you can take a ride!
Flapjack: Yeah! Ride me over to lost kidney landing
or maybe to the top of nosebleed bluffs.
Hmm, what do you think, Cap'n?
Cap'n?
K'nuckles: [ LAUGHING ]
Flapjack: And remember our adventure to Carob Snack Island?
We didn't need candy to have fun that time, either.
K'nuckles: Mmm, candy, candy.
Flapjack: ♪ Hush now, Cap'n, don't say a word ♪
♪ Flappy's gonna sing till you get cured ♪
K'nuckles: You did it, boy.
I'm cured.
I rode your voice like a beached whale out of the darkness.
Flapjack: Um, are you sure you're cured, Cap'n?
K'nuckles: Certain people might say
I might have had a problem before,
but true adventurers don't dwell in the past.
Flapjack: So...so you don't want any candy?
K'nuckles: [ SNARLS ]
Nope.
Flapjack: So you don't want this candy?
K'nuckles: Nah.
Flapjack: Mm-hmm.
K'nuckles: Caw-caw, caw.
Flapjack: Seagulls!
Where'd they go?
K'nuckles: That filthy gull just filched your candy!
It's an adventure, boy!
Untie me, and we'll go scramble his eggs.
Hurry, hurry!
This way, Flap!
Flapjack: Yee-haw! Adventure!
Cap'n?
K'nuckles: [ GRUMBLING ]
Hey, you, you're gonna pay for that.
K'nuckles: [ HISSES ]
Flapjack: K'nuckles!
K'nuckles!
Where are you?
K'nuckles!
Ugh! You're not welcome
at the Candy Trough, ya bum!
[ CRUNCH! ]
Flapjack: K'nuckles?
see you tomorrow, mate.
Yeah, see ya.
[ COUGHS ]
[ HACKS ]
Flapjack: Oh, no.
Bubbie.
Bubbie: Hi, cream pie.
What have you and K'nuckles been doing all -- aah!
Gracious.
What is that?
Flapjack: It's Cap'n K'nuckles.
Bubbie: Well, don't stand too close to him, sugar.
Flapjack: He got the candy rot.
Bubbie: Oh. Ate too much candy, did he?
Flapjack: He needs surgery.
Bubbie: Surgery?!
Flapjack: [ GROANS ]
Bubbie: He doesn't need surgery, sugar puff.
What he needs is some isolation.
Flapjack: Like alone time?
Bubbie: Yeah, some thinking time.
Think of it like it's a...
vision quest.
Flapjack: What's that?
Bubbie: Uh, uh, I don't know.
I just thought it sounded good.
K'nuckles: [ GROANS ]
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
Only one cure left, hmm.
K'nuckles: No, no.
There's been a mistake.
I'm just out for a moonlight sail.
Surgery.
That's right.
Yes.
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]
[ LAUGHTER ]
K'nuckles: Flap, is that you, boy?
Aah! Who's that? Who's there?
I know what you want.
I've got it right
here.
K'nuckles: Larry.
Did you swim all the way out
here with all that
c-c-c-c-c...
candy wife?
I'm delicious.
Candy.
Surgery.
[ BOTH LAUGH EVILLY ]
K'nuckles: No, no surgery.
No surgery.
Flapjack: It's okay, Cap'n.
K'nuckles: Flap?
Flapjack: You're safe now.
You're with us.
We are Candied Island.
So are you.
We're all whirling in a candied cosmos.
K'nuckles: [ GAGS ]
There's only one cure, hmm, captain -- candy.
Flapjack: Hmm, yes, hmm.
[ ALL LAUGH EVILLY ]
[ GULLS CAWING ]
Bubbie: Not into the sun, baby cups.
Flapjack: I think I see him, Bubbie.
- Bubbie: Where? - Flapjack: There!
Bubbie: Aah!
Flapjack: Mm, maybe that's not him.
[ CYMBALS DING ]
K'nuckles: Blessings, Flapjack.
Flapjack: It is him, Bubbie!
Bubbie: But is he cured?
Flapjack: There's only one way to find out.
One caramel-cake, cookie-dough,
coconut-cream, cotton,
cloud-burst candy, please.
[ DRUMROLL ]
Ahhhhh.
[ WHACK! ]
So no more candy?
K'nuckles: I'm cured, boy.
Flapjack: So you don't want to find Candied Island anymore?
K'nuckles: Of course I do.
So I can destroy it!
Candy's the work of all things wicked.
Let us all look closer at the darkness
candy has spread in Stormalong.
I was like all of you once --
eating candy and drowning in my forgotten dreams,
polluting the well of my internal innards
with sweets, peddling my well-being for sugar cane!
I was submerged in sugar thirst,
choking on the root so it's rotten in the world.
I'm sick of choking!
Me too!
K'nuckles: Before I succumbed to candy,
I looked like this.
I used to have teeth,
and my teeth used to have dreams.
K'nuckles: I was lost, but at the edge of the abyss,
I was reborn.
Rebirth us all, wise man!
K'nuckles: I was made pure
and new so I could stand again
and speak the truth!
[ ALL CHEER ]
Candy's the cause of your sorrows.
All: Yeah!
Get out of my store, K'nuckles.
K'nuckles: Let's cast our sorrow into the ocean.
Yeah!
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
Candy-- aaah!
K'nuckles: This way!
Flapjack: Wait! Don't waste candy!
K'nuckles: We're cleansed, boy.
Flapjack: I don't like this K'nuckles.
I want the old K'nuckles back.
K'nuckles: Actually, flap, I haven't changed that much.
See?
Flapjack: So you were faking the whole time?
K'nuckles: You didn't think I'd let all that candy go to waste.
[ CHUCKLES ]
Let's go eat some candy!
Huh?
Flapjack: Good to have you back, Cap'n.
[ SITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]